The Handsome Bird

Hello, this is Ventuster.
Or you can call me Cake.
This blog will mostly consist of my derpy doodles just about anything that I'm currently obsessed with
and a lot of random rebloggings.
I hope you enjoy yourself while around.

May 18, 2013 7:23 pm 7:22 pm

yeltumpar:

Abandoned Star Wars sets, definitely the coolest thing you will see today… 

via YeLPar

(via raintalker)

7:20 pm

smellestine:

silverpastel:

luz-sonriente:

Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev

I FUCKIN LOVE MERMAIDS I JUST WANNA SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS PLEASE LET ME BE ONE OF YOU

I am in love with those lanterns.

(via raintalker)

7:09 am

youknowyourebritishwhen:

My mum cried the first time she saw this!

7:01 am

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via raveshura)

7:00 am
  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
May 15, 2013 4:53 pm

excalilbur:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

(via koufukuriron)

12:08 am 12:05 am

stopandsmellthedata:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

I just love how this is not a euphemism.

(Source: teambeentohell)

12:05 am
stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

(via koufukuriron)